2023: Week 1 - Florida (0-0) at #14 Utah (0-0)

Thank God. I’m just casually listening to Paul Finebaum talk on and on and on about how Billy is fired mid season this year.

Thought it was funny that he brought on a guy from “Dawgnation” to talk about Billy’s job. I can’t stand that short fūçk

Nothing I love more as a sports fan than invading big road games and coming out with a win. Work em silly Gators!!

We’re about to bully them west coast softies all night watch! Billy’s got this team ready, they’ve been hearing media talk ***** all offseason. I’ll be real disappointed if our defense doesn’t go out there and smack them in the mouth starting some point in the first half. Go gators! This won’t be as close a game as people think.

LETS RIDE

Biggest man on the planet

I see couch has been eating as opposed to coaching

Jesus fuckk

That was an awful series

What the f*ck was that 3rd down play?

Not a good start, but hopefully it was just jitters

Billy had 8 months to put that drive together

Throw to the rb that can’t catch …then our defense shows they suck

LMAO. Defense picking up right where it left off

Wtf why do our dbs look slow as F

QB has a noodle arm and he just embarrassed our D.

Well I think we all may be making a beer run at the half

We are so not back

And we really do suck don’t we

We suck **** bench mertz when’s the 24 class come in

Let’s run the fuckking ball please

Bro spectrum drops espn right at game time. What in the actual *****

Motens streak of not giving up a TD lasted 1 play at UF LMFAOOOO

Legend

Who is 16. Holy burnt toast

2 oL coaches working great

Damn did we know Mertz was trash?

We. Need. An. OC.

Why can our guys not catch?

Jackson alligator armed it. Should have been caught

I knew we were going to suck but good lord are we horrendous

By! By! Billy

Trust the coaches lol

We're still going to win this.

New coach and players arriving?

Feels like Muschamp without the elite D

Pass rush is non existent

Pretty cool that we zeroed in on a QB who is looking worse than a third-stringer on buttf*cking Utah.

Glad they got Moten out of the game. Complete war criminal

Screenshot this Wilson is the next Percy harvin.

Mertz ain’t the problem boys

aaaaaand, Mertzed...

This OL is boooooooty

Florida will start on its own 37 with 1:23 left in the first quarter. Utes lead 7-3.

Man i almost forgot what a 3 and out felt like

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Alright Mertz. Calm down. We’ve got dumpster juice as our backups

Undisciplined football. Assume still Mullins fault?

Another false start by the Gators, this one on Austin Barber. That hurts, and Gators have to settle for a field goal.

But it's no good. Gators get down to the 9-yard line and come away with nothing.

This is what a 6-6 team looks like.

Would be nice to get the ball to play makers but no we play ******** guys who have no business being on the field.....

Holy fûcking shît we have the dumbest coaching staff in America

Are you ******** kidding me

Napier that’s unforgivable

Holy f, thats on the coaching staff, what a bunch of fk ups

DONT CATCH THE PUNT ON THE THREE

Please stop with the zone defense… unless you’re trying to get fired Billy

Did we actually practice this fall?

This game is so winnable if you aren't stupid.

Got a 4th string QB running all over us. LMAO.

We’ve been fed ********* all off-season boys.

I can't wait to hear Napier say "I mean" 5000 times at the presser.

Trailer park football

#1 looks lost every play

This is bad. This is Zook like.

My favorite thing about Napier is his attention to detail.

If that fat ***** Couch sees me after the game, I will turn him into a pinata and beat him until the grease starts coming out of his veins

"I mean, you know, like, some things worked really well tonight. Other things, you know, like, they didn't work so well tonight."

What offseason optimism I had built up is taking a shotgun blast to the face right now. This is not a good product.

Routed by the PAC 12 two games in a row.

Mertz is sacked by Cole Bishop. Gators have 3rd-and-23 coming up.

Chris Couch should be named Utah's MVP.

Time for that walkon qb? Whatever the fk his name was that was touted by the staff.. buncha douchebags

We definitely need to cut our losses at the end of the year and go after Kiffin before Bama does

This is why I never believe practice reports.

Smoke and mirrors. We're fed the same nonsense every year, and everyone believes all of it. lol. Billy will be bought out this year. We are the new Tennessee.

We are getting clowned now

We’re going on almost 6 quarters without a TD!

Alright boys down 14 is when we turned it on last year. Got em right where we want em

And to think that we turned down Brian Kelly for this ***** show

Mertz will be better because he can make the easy throws!!!

Johnson looked like he did no want to catch it

Slaughter is buttcheeks

Jake Slaughter is straight food out there

Oh my god

Can we just fast forward to next year

That’s Tony “don’t like football” Livingston playa

Mertz was sacked for a big loss on second down and Tony Livingston slipped on third down. The Gator offense goes three-and-out again, Crawshaw on for his fourth punt of the first half.

This game is like watching my dog try to play Madden

If the goal was to be the Vanderbilt of the SEC. We have accomplished our goal.

If I ever hear anyone tell me this staff has it figured out, Mertz was only bad because of Wisconsin, we actually play playmakers, etc....I'm gonna lose my mind.

Guys, our coach handpicked this QB. Pretty neat, huh?

The Gators have looked exceptionally sloppy so far with costly penalties, bad pass protection, poor coverage and a lack of consistent pressure on the quarterback.

They'll need to make some serious changes in the second half.

You know Dan Mullen laughing on the inside lmao

I’m afraid we have a poor man’s Ron Zook

Don't you dare Disrespect Zook like that!

This is a material regression.

Tre Wilson needs to not return punts until he learns to not be stupid

Special teams? WTF let’s just not even field a returner.

Billy’s fuckking cooked

Awesome! Just like it was drawn up.

Fire this mitherfucker at the stadium.

Get your coaching boards ready fellas. This is a huge ***** show and there’s no way around it

It’s worse than I ever imagined.

Why the ***** did Florida even come out of the locker room?

“He’s gonna hit the short routes better undoubtedly”. Ya y’all look like f*cking idiots.

I can’t believe how quick this team broke me this year

Give Urban 10 million. Stop being cheap. Go hire a real coach

So we forgot we have running backs.

If I'm a current commit, I'm opening up my options.

Billy Taggart ??? GO GATA!

Wow, an O-line that blocks, what a novel concept

People need to be fired.

Princely is this year’s Cox. Nowhere to be found but he’ll be all over social media

Sun belt Billy ain’t gonna make it to year 3 at this point. He looks completely overwhelmed.

I’m actually amazed how bad they are. This is a high school team. They’ve made mistakes tonight I didn’t even know were possible in football.

This is the worst coaching staff in over 40 years at UF

If games were won by pre snap motion, we'd be national champions every year!

Noodle arm mfer

This is McElwain with worse special teams

Mertz went to UF because we were the only dummies that wanted him

What the hell was that!? Shovel pass on 4th and 3!?

Billy is cooked man this is garbage

WTF is that? Wait til one second on the playclock and you let the defense jump the snap.

Never hire a coach whose mentor was a coach that you recently fired and paid to stay away.

Napier thinks he’s smarter than he is. Constantly stumping himself lol.

We can’t even make fun of FSU for Taggart anymore. He’s THAT bad. What were the odds

I'm not even mad that we're losing. I'm mad at how we're losing. Holy *****...

Billy Taggart

I’m so pissed I just bought my Tennessee tix this week smh

Dumbest 4th down play design ever

Of course we don’t recover that lol

Good god we can’t even get the lucky plays

LMAO they literally tried to give us the ball back and we still can't get it. The monkey paw has powers we will never understand.

Okay, I really like Billy as a man. But this game is epitomized by that 4th and 5 call…. It’s slow coming in, critical situation to stay alive and the call is a shovel pass to zanders.

Out of your entire playbook he’s like yup. Shovel pass to my speed demon shifty converted DE 17th year senior. Offensive wizardry, gentlemen.

I wish I was blind.

And deaf.

What the hell were these bums doing all August?

UGA game gonna be tough

Would like to see that clip of Holly Rowe running

3rd and 10, run it baby! 4th and 8, get sacked for a 12 yd loss! Horrible coaching, horrible QB play

Down 21 and draw on 3rd ******** down. bro

He's trying to get fired I guess.

We're gonna win it all.

Mertz is dogshit. Our OL is dogshit. Billy's playcalling is dogshit. This entire game is dogshit.

Honest question. Outside of screens, does Florida have a go-to quick pass option? Like, seriously, I’d love to know

"We can't block anyone, so let's run a slow developing double move on 4th and 9."

Jake slaughter gonna have to file a restraining order on Utah's DL.

He is panicking big time. He might just quit tonight.

I don’t think anyone expected the offense to be THIS bad

Thank God we’re not in the PAC 10

I think one more OL coach may help with the false starts

Well there should be more elbow room on the plane if we don’t bring back coaches that aren’t worth a *****. See OL and ST. Players want to be paid. Want this that and the other, we’ll welcome to adulthood you’re not getting he’s still a kid pass. Your Fired! Fire them into the sun as well.

At best we could’ve won this game with little fanfare at worst get blown out looking like bitches that barely know how to play the game.

Guys, remember out of ALL the QBs in the portal, Napier chose Mertz. That says it all. Trash.

LMAO ESPN just rubbing it in

Lol they rub it in with Rashada

Ah yes show us Rashada highlights just to hurt us even more

We got bigger and SLOWER. Napier is literally the opposite of Spurrier and Urban.

J rashada ballin out hahahaha wtf

RASHADA HAHAHAHAH! GATA CHECKS DONT CASH!!!

A TE with half a leg has been our best offensive weapon tonoght

Look at Odom metriculate up the field

ETN looks like slow dogshit

Hey if this wasn't their 3rd and 4th string QB our defensive scheme makes more sense

This god Dàmn football team is a travesty.

McNeese by 36

They had fking 25 seconds to get a play and they shìt the bed.. Napier is clueless.. last year was acceptable.. not this year

The product is a steaming pile of garbage in year 2. Patience requires some sign of advancement, so far there’s none of those signs.

The night is dark and full of terrors.

Stricklin has one last card to play. Get Urban Meyer

It doesn't matter if Rashada, Lagway, Cam Newton, Tebow or whoever else the ***** wants to be back there is at QB. Our playcaller sucks complete and absolute ASSSS

Vandy and usc jr are gonna be tough

We should fire the couching staff tomorrow and hire a crack whôre to sûck player dîcks for food out of the chow hall.

Getting Urb is the ultimate uno reverse

Can we throw it down field....? We're down 21...

Throw it past the line of scrimmage for the love of god

whole team looks gassed and offense has regressed so much. Mertz is buttcheeks

Illegal formation twice lmao

Sitting between multiple players parents and they are calling for "bring in another quarterback" and "fire the OC". Not a good look.

The national media is going to sht bricks on this team.

Play the freshmen WRs.

Absolutely not.

We have Douglas , Burke, Dick for Hands whose not playing tonight and Walk On Royalty.

Two TE sets when one of them only has one working knee. Billy is garbage

Get Stricklin out and bring Urban back. No one cared that he was pos when we were winning championships

WTF are we celebrating right now

We back!

If only our o line knew how to play football

That chic fila sandwich looks like pure baby sh@t

I would rather get blown out by 30 against a superior team then do this. This was clearly a winnable game and we pissed in the wind for 2 quarters of it.

Holly Rowe should play Center

Holly Rowe sucking air on TV. Just what america needed

This D is a day late and a dollar short

Kimber lol

Kimber is soft

That entire '06 recruiting class looked like grown men. These guys look like high school sophomores

Wtf defense get a stop u pu$$ies

Fowler sucking harder than holly rowe

What’s shocking is that we’ve somehow outgained Utah