2023: Week 2 - #11 Texas (2-0) at #3 Alabama (2-0)

Don't have to pass until they show they can stop the run

No pressure on the QB. Is Golding on the sidelines?

I didn't expect this version of "joyless murder ball."

Damnit Milroe this is the crap I was afraid of

Lol….these “fans” bailing on Milroe already.

We were sold a bill of goods on this team.

Fowler actively cheering for Texas….

So is the rice offense better than ours?

Would be pretty cool if the Big 12 ref$ would stop turning a blind eye to the obvious Texas holds, but I wont hold my breath.

Well since this is sec refs, not going to happen.

Starting to look like fucking last year.

False. Offense better last year.

Getting our shit pushed in

I guess that TD was Milroes fault too?

So now we’re getting Heisman Ewers. Fuck.

Looks like Golding running the defense still

Defense is bad again folks

The defense can rest between the 4 hour commercial breaks they’ll be fine

Steele may ultimately make this D better in the long run but there's a lot of Golden oozing on the field tonight.

Time to make the qb change. Milroe is utter garbage as a qb. We still have time to save our season.

Is a QB change going to do damn anything if front 5 continue to be as open as a Walmart loading dock?

Texas has 8 in box EVERY play because there’s no fear of the pass

Here we go.

Trashcan fucking Milroe doing what he does.

Is he still winning the team?

Would it be harsh if I pointed out that Texas has missed out on at least three takeaway chances? This could be 30-3.

Brought pressure and Ewers ... Throws wild. WELL DAMN. Might want to bring pressure more

They’re coming right up the middle free every play

Not just Milroe our King Kong size OL is not blocking. Texas is pouring through. OL are just too large and not sufficiently mobile with faster DL players

Do we have any TEs? Serious question.

Sure are a lot of extra commercials this year ….wonder why?

ESPN and Disney are sinking fast

Commercial. One play. Commercial. Awesome

Second touchdown brought back by offensive line penalty.

Let's hear it for the flags too! Yay!

Targetting needs overhaul. WRs have no incentive to not lower THEIR heads and endanger their head neck from an incoming clean tackle.

Oh good. Gonna get fucked over by zebras this go round too

Y’all can down Milroe all you want but this OL is hot garbage.

I thought getting 8 in the box was our goal because it opened up receivers? Instead it leads to an idiot who runs fast but doesn’t know what he’s doing

At least our kicker is ok. Not sure we can unfuck ourselves at the half.

Tommy Rees does not look like a confident man.

Well. I’m here to eat some crow. Do we change it up next half?

Remember the good old days? When they pulled Jalen Hurts for Tua in the natty? What the hell are they waiting for?!

This crew has been clearly told to watch Bama closely and call tickytacky calls

Still under 15 penalties!

The telling aspect for me is when texas looks more disciplined. Now that's an indictment.

McClellan seemed to be running not so hard. Miller in now.

I know Corso had a stroke, but did Fowler have one too. He’s awful and keeps messing up simple stuff.

Horrible snap and overthrown

Seth sucking it up badly

This is a comedy.

Still Dalcourt is a fuckup machine

But he's a 5-year fuckup machine!

I said last week our O line is fat, slow and out of shape. This is freaking unacceptable.

RG is a liability.

Dalcourt? No way.

Yeah....he's routinely getting pushed 2-3 yards into the back field

Of course he is. Always has, always will.

I swear he had blackmail on Saban

That tejas DL should have heartburn by now because they've been eating the OL's lunch all night

Fu** Auburn

Biggest difference in this game: Texas can get pressure just bringing 3. We can't get pressure bringing 5 or 6.

Truly horrible pass again Jesus.

Run run pass. With milroe its a script

Offensive line absolutely SUCKS Milroe has no time to even run away

S.H.I.T. Show

This year we have good WR and a QB who cant deliver. As opposed to last year when we had Bryce Young but WR who couldnt catch Covid if they licked every door knob

I have so many questions

Corner blitz...not picked up.

OK just throw the deep ball more often.

The ball was uncatchable. Such a BS PI call

Kool aid been getting cooked

D shtting the bed this series.

WHAT LUCKY BULLSHIT

I didn't think you could go forward on a fumble

What and the fuckity fuck was that

That was quick. I don’t understand why we can’t cover a TE.

Their o line is legit Or our defense line sucks

Wow trying to win the game on one play

Buchner time that was bad

Can we hire Sark back, give them both coordinators

It would have been nice to have at least tried to slip McCarron in there for a few series; he was there.

Absolute dagger from Milroe there. Brutal pick.

Wow, just wow. Milroe isn’t seeing the field.

TAKE HIM OUT NOW!!! What the Hell more does he need to do for Coach Saban to take him out of the game????

New QB please!!!!

I hope I don't hear Saban say "All our goals are still in front of us."

Saban is done

Milroe in. ??. What a joke. Another Texas td coming

Block me, down vote me idc, even if we win...Saban has got to retire to one of his mansions

Is anybody noticing the horrendous center play?

JM is playing in sort of a panic.

That's going to happen when your OLine is tissue soft.

Former Georgia wr toasting us again

21 pts in the 4 qtr, 13 pts in the previous 3 qtrs for Texas

Lol. Is someone ever gonna ask Saban why mediocre QBs always thrash us?

Jeez proctor, block!

Oh ok entire OL is now a liability

Milroe sacked himself

For the love of God, try another QB for at least one series.

So much for “we want to make their ass quit”. OL looks like a hot bag of ass

They gonna turn this into a blowout

I hate that these assholes from TexAss(holes) are going to be the ones to expose the weaknesses that this team had. I get we are flawed, and I can handle losing to an actual SEC team even if I hate them…Tennessee, Auburn, LSU,Georgia etc. But I FUCKING DESPISE THE ENTIRE STATE OF TEXASS(HOLES), Austin is a wretched hive of scum and villainy. Please, Alabama, for the love find a way to beat these steerhumping oil coated SOBs.

Bench Milroe. He’s worthless. Fire Rees. Unbelievable

That’s really cool how we wasted that field position

Most boring, uncreative offense we’ve had in a looooong time.

We won’t get the ball back

Wow. RB runs right thru Blackshire to get 1st down. Blackshire playing catch

Got dragged for two yards

I have never seen us whipped this bad in the trenches.. on both sides of the ball. It’s really eye opening and embarrassing

And what is going on with our Center?!!!! How many bad snaps did he have tonight?? Maybe 20???? Are you kidding me!

Our VETERAN center???

Ugh, sadness

If Texas scores here.. I will have no words

Texas wr's wide ass open all game long.

Piss on that alcoholic

Horsesh!t

This is what I get for laughing at A&M

On the bright side, the Citrus Bowl is an hour down the road from me.

Time for Nick to hang it up.

I'll second that. Saban fooled my ass again with these pretenders.

If anything, he should have point-blank told the players, "DO NOT talk shit unless you intend to back it up."

Terrion Arnold needs to get tf off this team

Nice tackling shit stains

Chris Fowler is a hack

That’s where the entire thing starts is the line and we’ve recruited people that look like Tarzan but play like Jane.

That is the worst team I’ve seen since Saban arrived.

s there any part of this team that doesn’t suck?

As soon as CNS stopped having monumental meltdowns on the sideline, the fire left this team….